by Strebeck Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:55 pm
west wrote:ah. silly me
LO fuckin L
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Ok, so one night two guys head over to their local tavern to grab a couple pints after work. They belly up to the bar and Mike orders two Harps. As the bartender is pouring the beers, Carl nudges Mike and says, "Whoa, dude, check out that smokin' blonde over by the pool tables!"
"Holy shit. That is one piece of grade A ace~" whispers Mike, "I bet five bucks I can score with her before you can."
The two guys get up and start walking over to the blonde. Carl speaks first, "Hey foxy, my buddy Mike thinks you're his type, but I think you want some good ol' Carl sauce..."
At that moment the blond slowly turns and whips her golden mane around saying, "Mmmmm Carl sauce..." Carl and Mike scream at the top of their lungs and hit the front door running.
The blonde scratches her adam's apple and mutters, "Damn, i never get the hot guys, I really should shave this beard... Oh well... Rack 'em!!"
PSN ID
knock knock ........whos there ......yellow .......yellow who........ yellow purple people eater lol corny right ok two guys walk into bar.... at the bar is this blonde and she smoking hot.... the two guys are like yes....so they walk over to the bar and say hi hot sexy thing as the girl turns to say hi ... the guys scream and run lol the trany say damn i never get the hot guys guess i need to slave off this bread 
