An Irish man

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

It's a pirate joke...

So a pirate walks into a bar, okay, and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. I believe his exact words were "Your rum or your life, dog, what'll it be?".

And so the bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint but simply grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he's waiting for the glass to fill (this being, as I said before, a large glass) he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real honest-to-God pirate before.

This pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his swarthy chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.

Well, the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a dubloon on the bartop, he turns to walk away, when our bartender's curiousity gets the best of him.

"Wait, one second. What's up with the steering wheel?"

And the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his lone eye. "Arrr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

I can't even read all that, I don't get why you put all your words together, must be some cool thing the kids are doing these days, or your space bar is broken. I know a good pirate joke though. What is a pirate's favorite letter? Now everone usually says "R" but argh like a pirate, then you go, "many people thing it be R, but in fact it be the c." cool people will get it.

I copy/pasted the pirate joke in its entirety.

Lmao that joke is funny.. And, i got the 'c' thing. So that makes me cool now!
Hmm is there a section where you can write stories :? Maybe in the Anime section.. I want to write a story of the top of my head.

omg funny and : c : i get it lolz guess im koolio too hahahaha

Lmao

I was so drunk when I was trying to convey that joke, and I had like 9 people at my house, I'm really glad it was cohherent enough to be understood, and I'm glad so many of you get the joke. One of my favorites.

drunk hahahaha glad u still could type