by anyone have any original yo momma jokes ? its funny when you think of one
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your momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad
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You mommy so fat they used as landing pad in japan
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the jokes can be of anything not just how fat yo momma is lolz 
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ok ur momma so fugly ur daddy will only touch her if she wears a bag on her head
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wow this the best you guys can do ? lol FAIL i bet i have way better
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ok ur momma so fat they use a 2by4 to get her through the front door ur momma so fat her azz has its own zipcode ur momma so fat when she sits down she sit by everyone ur momma so fat she makes the car a lowrider ur momma so fat ur daddy has to hose her off in the backyard cause her fat azz cant get in the tub ur momma so fugly she scares all ur friends ur momma gave me her digits like wth im not that wayso i passed them out to all they guys i could find ur momma so dumb she uses her toothbrush to brush her hair ur momma so dumb she packed ur lunch snacks in condoms ur momma so dumb see made balloon animals out of condoms for ur birthday party ur momma so dumb that she walked ur little brother to the nieghbor house and asked whos kids this?
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Your mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.
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ur momma so fat she had sex with ur dad and six of his friends and three have yet to be found
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Your mom is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new land.
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omg lmao ok ok yo momma so fat she had to be checked as lugages cause she couldnt fit though the doorway
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Your mom is so fat, she fell in love... and broke it.
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ur momma so fat she has the moons orbiting her azz
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omg I forgot my favorite one. Your mom's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
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ur momma so ugly the doctor slapped ur dad when u were born( under his breath his say damn u f***ed that damn)
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Your mom's pubes are so nappy the crabs have to ride around in dune buggies.
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O.o damn thats bad 
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Your mom so fluffy. If they paint her white people think she the stay puft marshmallow man
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ur momma so fat when she wears a red teeshirt all the neighborhood kids run after her yelling hey koolaid
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You mommy so poor that welfare said sorry but we cant afford to put you on welfare d:
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Your mom is so fat, when she gets cut, she bleeds chocolate milk.
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that wasn't my mama that was ur dad in a wig fag.
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Yo mama so nasty, they make you eat her on Fear Factor 
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LOL @ Fear Factor. Your mom is so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to be fed by sling-shot.
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lmao yo momaa is so faaaat so faaaaaaaat that animals say is that prey ?
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