The Official EN Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread!

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O.K. before the flaming Lol, let me explain myself. I've heard about it the show for the past year through friends. Usually us debating about which girl on the show was the hottest if any. But I've really never watched a whole episode until yesterday. It was my day off and I was on the PC all day with the TV on. I was too lazy to change the channel (i.e. I couldn't find the remote) and the Jersey Shore season 2 marathon was on all day.

At first, I thought it was one of those shows that would cause me to lose brain cells after wards. Like all the other shows on MTV. But I'm very easily amused because this show is funny as hell! Lol. It features the most stereotypical and self absorbed cast. Funny hairstyles! Fake tans! Funny slang terms! The dance moves that the guys do in the clubs are so funny (i.e. the fist pump). The list goes on... lol.

Now on to the season premier from last night. Debbi the new chick, shows the Situation her "Kooka" on the first night. The show ends with Sammi Sweatheart and JWOWW fighting on the first night back together! I think Sammi won the fight since she was sober the whole time, but JWOWW has the reach though. Damn, chicks just can't get along do they? Anyways, at the end it shows a preview of whats to come in season 3. It looks like Sammi breaks up with Steroid guy (I don't know his name yet). And JWOWW gets dumped over the phone by her bf back home. Then I think Steroid dude and JWOWW hook up in some sort of "rebound" sex and Sammi finds out and punches him in the face. This looks to be a promising season.

Lol I swear Jersey Shore is the dumbing down of America!

*watching Jersey Shore* Not exactly on my list of things to do. LOL. I think I was forced to watch a few episodes..and yes it was funny to watch..buuuut..I swear I facepalmed more during those episodes than I have in my entire life! x_x

i hate this show sooo much

*Contains Spoliers*

Alright Jersey Shore Fans! So much to catch up on. Episode 2, Jwoww and Sammi Sweatheart just finished their fight and Snooki gets arrested for being drunk in public and her dad is p*****!

Episode 3, Deena joins forces with the MVP for T-Shirt Time and finds a gorilla named Dean that looks just like steroid dude aka Ronnie. Turns out Dean and Ronnie know each other lol. Meanwhile, Jwoww and her bf Tom back at home are constantly arguing over the phone. Jwoww meets a new guy at seaside and eventually Tom breaks up w/ her over the phone. Jwoww and Snooki races back home to rescue her dogs and finds some of her belongings missing . Luckily her dogs are still alive.

Fast foward to episode 4, Snooki's best friend Ryder comes to the Jersey Shore house to celebrate her bday. Vinny slept with Rydar before, awkward.... Jwoww and Snooki are still at Jwoww's house changing the doorknobs/locks for like half a day.

During T-Shirt time that night, Sammi Sweatheart is being jealous around Ronnie for talkin w/ a friend's gf. Sammi says "It doesn't LOOK like her". Ronnie says "It is her, want me to call her over and show you her C-Section?"

When the crew comes home, Vinny had to break out the Grenade Horn to inform the state of New Jersey that there's a grenade in the house. Luckily, DJ Pauly D is trained on dodging grenades and Mike the "Situation" was able to stiff arm her out of there.

Meanwhile Sammi and Ronnie are still fighting. I guess we have a "situation" here. Ronnie tells her to pack her bags and leave. Then Sammi punches him in the face for talking to Jwoww! daaaamn. By the end of the show Sammi Sweatheart was able to admit she was wrong and reconciles with the other roommates

Also, Deena kicks Dean to the curb for telling all his barbershop friends that she likes to... how do I put this cleanly? Toss "vegetables"?

:insert fist pumping followed by face palming here: LOL @ daniel. I hear these guys are going overseas? If so..I MAY have to watch it then..dun DUN DUNNNN

I just read about that now, filming season 4 in Italy I think. I think it would be funnier if they were sent to a 3rd world country Lol.

P.S. I've probably lost a few brain cells from watching the show but I've grown to like the cast. Fake or not, haters gon' hate but I like how everyone is supportive of each other kinda like a real family. Kinda reminds me of my only other favorite show "Entourage".